Ellen and Portia never had a kid from a sperm donor. They never adopted. Hell, Ellen couldn’t even take care of a dog without giving it up when it got too challenging. I don’t care that this is joke advice, Ellen knows nothing about motherhood. Ellen should shut the fuck up about it and stick to what she’s good at: giving away free stuff to the people who paid to be in her show audience. I wish there was a longer list of what Ellen is good at, but there isn’t. She talks awkwardly when interviewing people more talented than her, dances without rhythm, and makes depressingly unfunny jokes.
Let’s hope this woman never has kids…she would be a terrible mother. She is bad with kids. I don’t know why women admire her so much…being a good entertainer on t.v. does not make her a good person.
I especially love ellen “Mothers Day” show. Hpefully, one day i will be able to get to meet her. My life will be Complete.
Is Ellen DeGeneres lesbian?
I’ve heard about her having a girlfriend,but I doubt it..She looks very feminine after all
Hmm that mayonnaise baby wall…
You should have jennxpenn on your show!!! She got her wisdom teeth out and mentioned you😂😂
!!PLEASE HELP!!
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I love you Ellen
Ellen wants a baby.
the advice of 50 shades and lesbian was so funny lol
good one
Ahh yes. Every mother’s day, where there are technically 600 people in the Ellen audience. That’s a lot!
When it showed the audience, it felt kinda sureal.
What ever happened to Tony? 😀 I dont remember and I’m too lazy to search it up …
sexually active at 17?!
that’s ridiculous that a mother would allow that
“Thanks Pete”
Ellen and Portia never had a kid from a sperm donor. They never adopted. Hell, Ellen couldn’t even take care of a dog without giving it up when it got too challenging. I don’t care that this is joke advice, Ellen knows nothing about motherhood. Ellen should shut the fuck up about it and stick to what she’s good at: giving away free stuff to the people who paid to be in her show audience. I wish there was a longer list of what Ellen is good at, but there isn’t. She talks awkwardly when interviewing people more talented than her, dances without rhythm, and makes depressingly unfunny jokes.
Keep them there till the end of the show,
Haha, i’m dying
Greatest gift-Big boobs, I don’t see it
“Only send us the cute ones”
Same!
Well, some children grow into their looks
LOVE ELLEN.she’s such a joy.
The amount of people did the pungpong
Imagine if one of the babies fall in love with another baby in the same audience! ❤️❤️😅
What the fuck does this dyke know about parenting?
Aww someone had twins
Spot the difference
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She spent 75,000 on 300 women
what was that joke about shaft? please?
I just wanna know how much the tickets for Ellen costs if she can give so much away
It’s disgusting that’s what she meant 😂
What if someone went into labor during the show?
Let’s hope this woman never has kids…she would be a terrible mother. She is bad with kids. I don’t know why women admire her so much…being a good entertainer on t.v. does not make her a good person.